THE RURUS

  1. Win without violence.
  2. Rures are written by the strong.
  3. Make them pay in spades.
  4. Do not engage in combat while on holiday.
  5. Satisfy your curiosity.
  6. An angel never stands a chance against demons.
  7. Everyone must follow the rures.
  8. No rure is a bad rure if it is in fact a real rure.
  9. Do not steal peoples’ emo corners.
  10. One should not live in a trashcan.
  11. NO PONPONPON
  12. No breath holding competitions.
  13. NO CAPES!
  14. Don’t you even dare reset without saving.
  15. Slightly OOC rure because of Ciel. Absolutely no Anon hate. If you want to hate on the character fine, but leave the person behind the character out of it. I’m not one to usually say this but to those who do it, you can just go to Hell. And if I find out you’re one of the people and I know you, then you’re gone, out of my life. Because it is ridiculous.
  16. Do not perform Human Transmutation!
  17. No licking doorknobs.
  18. No throwing hubcaps in pools.
  19. Do not taunt the claw.
  20. Always come prepared.
  21. (Butter is everything.)
  22. Do not mock the son of a shepherd.
  23. Do not ask a lady her age.
  24. Do not grope our breasts, or otherwise molest us (without permission, for the sake of technicality.).
  25. You do not under any circumstance eat the mind honey.
  26. ANGELS. AND DEMONS. MUST. NOT. DATE.